Audio Porn 5: Tea Bagger Vance

AJ, Preston, and special guest Melissa talk trailers, youtube of the month and more!

Lucid Podcast 20: Skyrim Job

Jon Breuer joins Lucid to talk Snow White and 21 Jump Street trailers, Grimm, dreams and an amazing little game called SKYRIM!!!

Bitchin' 4: The Rum Diarrhea

Erin and Preston talk about an incredible amount of topics like The Walking Dead, Arkham City, Uncharted 3, Erin's B-day at Dave and Busters, The Rum Diary, and the amazing Release Report for November. Pay attention bitches!

Audio Porn 4: Big Trouble in Little Vagina

Justin Cassidy joins the A.P. crew as we talk about the PS Vita, Arkham City, Middle Class Rut, Immortals, and a bunch more! Enjoy!

Lucid Podcast 19: Teddy Does Tuscon

Lucid was finally able to have Ted Tumbleson, aka Shaman, on with Wiseman Kyle, Mr. President Preston, but Postman stayed home with the sickness :P. Listen to us babble about more Rage, new Avengers trailer, music, Netflix suggestions and more! Enjoy!

Lucid Podcast 18: Swaner-san!

My friend Zac Swaner joins me as we drink and podcast early in the day as we talk about some news, Choked(movie), our opinions on Rage(game), and the dreams are back! Enjoy

Bitchin' 3: Got Munchies?

Bitchin' is back with two special guests Michael Meyer and Melissa Williams! We debate whether Erin will get the HTC Inspire or an iPhone 4, October's release report, Taste of St. Louis, and much more!

Audio Porn 3: Snatch Adams

AJ and I get to hang out again as we discuss Drive, Winters Bone, Enter the Void, play some Dead Island, talk about Sons of Anarchy, get raided by the police and much more. Enjoy! :)

Lucid Podcast 17: Pants Partycast

NHL 12 is out so I headed over to Kyle's to podcast it up and ended up recording with 6 people. This is our biggest guest list ever with Jimmy, Kyle, Dub, Zac, and Jacob. I tried to keep to my notes and talk about NHL12, Resistance 3, Dead Island, new Bush and Primus cds but with this many people you cant keep every one in line. So listen to me slap the shit out of Jimmy for interrupting me constantly and enjoy this partycast! :)

Lucid Podcast 16: Floppy Disk Re-union

The Floppy Disk crew is back people! We're kickin' it old school and giving our top summer movies, a couple trailers, apps, and Netflix suggestions.

Find us on Facebook

Yes, yes, yes I know that I've talked shit on Facebook and said I would never do it but I've changed, this podcast has changed and to be honest it's a great way to market and keep in touch with the viewers. If you are like everyone and their mother(literally) and have a Facebook then do us a favor and "Like" our Facebook page for episode releases and article surfing.

Find us @ http://www.facebook.com/lucidpodcast

Article Surfing is a way to keep content flowing and keep you from reading my bad renditions of an article someone else wrote. Why go through 10 to 20 entertainment websites and filter through all the crap like Katie Perry articles or other information you just scroll through to get to the good stuff. I grab the best articles I find or that others bring to me(that's you people!)and toss the link on the Facebook for your easy viewing pleasure. Enjoy! :)

Do you have a news article that you think is Facebook worthy email the link to us at: lucidpodcast@gmail.com

Bitchin' 2: The Whiskey and Wine Diary

Erin and Preston are back to do some bitchin'! We give you all the release dates for Septembers movies, DVDs and games, also we give our opinions on Our Idiot Brother, The Kings Speech and the new Rum Diary trailer. Oh and my top 3 games from PAX!

Audio Porn 2: Jurassic Pork

Craig Mueller joins Audio Porn with 2 other guests, Catlyn Miller and David Dukes, making this the 1st man-chilli 5way for Lucid Entertainment. We complain about movie remakes, express our love for Hobo with a Shotgun and make fun of Craig for seeing The Smurfs. Enjoy!

Lucid Podcast 15: Cool Cat

After a failed attempt to record Teddy does Tuscon, I call upon my great friend Catlyn Miller to come over and tell us tales of his road trip to Denver and all of the sweet stops on the way. We also touch on a bit of Gamescon news, the Release Report makes its debut, and I discuss how much I enjoyed the awsome movie 30 Minutes or Less. So sit with us and find out where the Missouri lakes are because apparently they're not in Missouri...

PS: Erin makes bomb ass Syberg's wings!

Lucid Podcast 14: King Kohne

In this glorious episode I get to Skype up one of my best friends, Shawn Kohne, and we talk for miles on his new Cali life, his up coming part in a sweet indie film titled 'Roundball', summer movies, amazing games like Journey, and awsome music including Trent Reznor's new band How to Destroy Angels. Listen as we chill and shoot the shit! Enjoy :)

Find Shawn on Twitter, @TheUniBaller,  to get some info on the indie movie 'Roundball' go to roundballthemovie.com and as always find Dealership at dealershiptheseries.com !

ALSO!!! ---> See Shawn do some stand-up at the FunnyBone open-mic Sept. 6!

Bitchin' 1: Better than G.I. Joe

Its the premiere episode of Bitchin' with Erin Sleeper and Preston Burns. In this episode we bitch about Audacity crashes, Netflix price change, and other stupid people. We also have a ton of info on bitchin' events and movies like Taste of STL, Pointfest, Tucker and Dale vs Evil and more! Listen, subscribe, and comment because if you dont puppies will die in abandoned boxes on the side of the road.

Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 9: Cyrax & Sektor

The final episode of the MK: Legacy series is finally here. After over a month of waiting we get to see the birth of the two cybernetic fighters Cyrax and Sektor. After all of the implants and cybernetics we get to finally see the best action and the best CG for a webseries. It's sad to see it end but I'm sure there will be a 2nd season and it's probably being made as we speak. Also there is a cameo from a lesser known fighter named Hydro but instead of being a pure rip-off of Sub-Zero, he is now a cyborg that gets his ass kicked by the two stars of the episode. Please be sure to 'Like' this episode on Youtube and comment on it if you can. They need your support for a 2nd season. Enjoy!

Audio Porn #1: Brokeback Mounting

It's the premiere episode of Audio Porn bitches! That's right AJ and I
are crammin' some tastie porn down your ear holes and giving skull
fucking a whole new meaning. In this fantesticle episode we talk about
the new Dark Knight Rises and John Carter trailers, some itunes apps
like Hungry Shark, movie recommendations for Carnivale and Let Me In,
and finally we cover our current favorite youtube videos like Epic Meal
Time. The future of fucking is now!

The Dark Knight Rises - Official Teaser Trailer [HD]

Christopher Nolan finally gives us a teaser for his last Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, where apparently Batman has disappeared and evil is 'rising'. Half of this trailer is filled with Lliam Nieson's voice and clips from the first two films but the last half gives us the face of Bane, played by Tom Hardy. The rest shows a very ill Commisioner Gordon, Batman getting ready to fight Bane, and the sweet crumbling building animation from the poster they released. Its all very exciting. Sploooge!

Episode 13: Whiskey in Devil's Lettuce

Mike Orlando and Jimmy "Postman" Reed join me for my last podcast with my laptop mic! Jimmy and I try to take Orlando's mind off of his freshly jacked up face/body by talking about the Transformers 3 fail, Horrible Bosses, Resident Evil: Operation Racoon City, and have a hell of a time trying to play Demon Siege III. There's a new wave of shit coming to Lucid Podcasts so tune in!

New Wilco Single, CD, and StL concert date!

Wilco is finally back with their new single "I Might". Their last album in 2009 was the last with their record label Nonesuch but now they have their own label called dBpm. The new cd The Whole Love is expected to drop around Sept. 27 and if you're in the STL area you can catch them on Oct. 4th at the Peabody Opera House. Give a listen!

Wilco - I Might by weallwantsome1

Episode 12: Three's Company

AJ has agreed to do a show with me once a month from now on and this time we Skype it up with Michael Meyer! We touch on a shit ton of topics including: the return of Proving Grounds, a new Captian America and Our Idiot Brother trailer, Matt Meyer's Dunbar stand up, Tribes: Ascend, White Rabbits, and Mikey accuses AJ of being a hipster. Be prepared because this show is coming back every month along with the Floppy Disk and more!.... Although we still need a name... Forever Hung? The Three Cockateers? Who knows!

Episode 11: Brian's Insomniac Show

It's super late at night when Brian joins me as we discuss the demise of Ryan Dunn, whats happening with Mortal Kombat Legacy, the return of Beavis and Butthead, Green Lantern's epic fail, Horrible Bosses trailer, South Park ending, and Alice: Madness Returns. I pry into Brian's head to find that he love crappy Star Wars games, remembers the good days with Ugly Kid Joe and playing Dope Wars in high school. Enjoy!

Episode 10: Old Schoolapalooza

Kyle Stuesse and Zac Siebert join me on Lucid's 10th episode! We talk about Super 8, inFAMOUS 2, our smart phone app. picks, Lollapalooza, and a shit ton of hockey talk including the upcoming NHL12. Come and take a seat, chill out, put your feet up, have a smoke, drink a cold one, relax your mind, and enjoy!

If you want to play some hockey in Krakow, MO email: kstuesse@yahoo.com for more information

Episode 9: E3 Extravaganza

This week Steven Ralston and Luke Miller are back and we talk about the
absence of the new Mortal Kombat Legacy episode, X-men: First Class, how
we love How I Met Your Mother, a positive review for Jersey Girl, and I
get down with Luke Miller on some Dead Nation Co-op. Then we are on to
the big shit! E3 just went down and we cover the shit out of it! Enjoy
:)

Episode 8: Macfly and Ca$h

In this episode Lucid Entertainment tries for another threesome with Zac, aka Marty Macfly, and Steven Cash Ralston. We stumble and bumble our way into talking about the 2nd to last MKL episode, our E3 anticipation, and some crazy ass dreams.

You can contact Zac for custom clothing needs at mr.martian420@gmail.com

Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 8: Scorpion and Sub Zero (Part 2)

The epic fight between our two iconic characters comes to a finish but not all is what it seems. In this episode we see the two continue the battle they left off from last time and yes Sub Zero uses ice powers. Is it really Sub Zero though? Watch to find out how the second to last episode of this awsome series turns out.

Episode 7: Mi Amore

I finally convince the love of my life, Erin Sleeper, to do a podcast episode with me. We talk great lengths about the new movie Bridesmaids, L.A. Noire, new romantic comedies, how much Erin hates the overuse of franchises and actors, and we go through the amazing movie line up for the summer/winter. Check it out because we love you!

Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 7: Scorpion and Sub Zero (Part 1)

Finally the storyline I've been waiting for Episode 7 is mostly a story about the ninja Scorpion and his past. It's odd watching a man who is known for ripping off his mask to reveal a fire breathing skull, to be teaching his son and loving his wife. On his way to meet the Shogun who has arrived early and finds a surprise waiting for him in frozen form. :) Enjoy!

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Gameplay Trailer

The first teaser trailer for Modern Warfare 3 gave us bits of audio and a sort of matrix image of what looked like New York being bombarded from the coast as well as other teasers for different countries. With all of these battles it seems as though the entire world is at war and about half-way through the new trailer you see the "WW3" that shortly after is flips to the "MW3". So it seems that the next level of MW is to go all out for a modern day world war. Which FPS will you be buying by the end of the year? Will it be this grand MW3, the ultra realistic Battlefield 3, or Resistance 3?

Episode 6: Threesomes Are Fun

In this fan-testical episode we record on location at Imo's with my late workers/friends Kenneth Moeslin and Dylan Campbell. We shoot the shit about MKL: Raiden, L.A. Noire, Workaholics, Dumb and Dumber 3, Spaced, Dubstep and Kenneth's Ultimate Hollywood Showdown! Listen to Lucid Entertainment's 1st threesome

Playstation's "Welcome Back" program

Its obvious to any PS3 owner that the PSN is now up and we can play games and what our Netflix instant queue. Now at the end of the month they plan to have all of their services up (Playstation Store, Home, and Qriocity). Since we've been doing other thing like reading a book or going outside, Sony has a "Welcome Back" appreciation program for customers in a way to express gratitude for their patience, support and continued loyalty during the shit storm. Here is a list of what to expect after all is well and back up:

PS3 users can select 2 PS3 games from the list and can be kept forever:

• Dead Nation
• inFAMOUS
• LittleBigPlanet
• SuperStardust HD
• Wipeout HD + Fury

In addition to:

• "On Us" movie rental titles over one weekend. (titles not yet announced)
• 30 days of Playstation Plus for non-members and 60 days  for members
• 100 free virtual items from PlayStation Home

All in all I'm just glad the damn thing is up and now we get free shit.

Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 6 - Raiden

Episode 6 of the Legacy series dives back to its gritty real world roots but gives hints of mysticism. Essentially what happens here is when Raiden comes to Earth he unintentionally lands in the yard of a mental institution and when you start telling people your the god of thunder and Shao Kahn is coming to destroy Earth then people start to think you belong there. Watch the rest of the episode to see how he escapes and dons his iconic hat.

Episode 5: Back for Seconds

This week as always we cover the new Mortal Kombat: Legacy episode and then we cover things like the PSN network hiatus, Dealership finale, music, Diablo III beta, some netflix suggestion, and some crazy ass lucid dreams. Go beyond what you know and dive into that which is the Lucid Entertainment Podcast!

Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 5 - Kitana & Mileena (Part 2)

Part 2 of the sweet Kitana and Mileena storyline is much better than the last two parter. This episode still has the "previously on" recap but doesn't take up a majority of the episode so it works as a nice refresher. After the recap it starts off where part 1 ended with the first training battle between the two sisters. Like the episode before it this one uses a handful of animated scene which are a welcome addition to this series and also like the previous episode there are very few scenes with Mileena's jacked up smile. As always this series has become a pleasure to watch and I can't wait to see who they use next. Enjoy!

Episode 4: Reunited & Remastered

I visit Mr. Nathan Standridge where he lets us test run his Yehti mic and we discuss his new blog "Intergalactic Inconsistency" and his PSN outage article. We dive into 3 of Nathan's recent iPhone game addictions. We also discuss the new Mortal Kombat: Legacy episode and some amazing artists like Beirut and Jim Guthrie.
You can find Nathans blog, for the moment, at deadlyweaponsinc.blogspot.com or better yet follow him on Twitter @standsonridge


Music Credits (in order): Chiodos, Mars Volta, Chevelle, Chiodos, Finch, Confide, Saul Williams, Finch, Mars Volta, Mumford & Sons, Jim Guthrie x2, Beirut x2, Brand New

Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 4 - Kitana & Mileena (Part 1)

Episode 4 is a game changer when it comes to storyline and animation for the Legacy series. All the episodes recently dealt within our reality, Earthrealm, but this episode blows the lid off how this series will deal with the sci-fi aspect of these stories and characters. It starts off with Kitana's backstory describing her home realm and how Outland is coming to take and destroy everything. This takes us out of the basic set scene and gives us something that is meant to feel out of this world and they accomplish this with splashes of CG and it's never overdone. There are also animated shorts describing a lot of Kitana and Mileena's childhood and the animation style was brilliant. Those two weren't the only characters to get a spot light as Baraka, Shao Kahn, and Shang Tsung had their small parts to play. This episode definitely makes up for the last which was a bit of a dud. I have 5 dollars that says Part 2 is mostly mud wrestling! Enjoy!!

Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 3 - Johnny Cage

Episode 3 starts off with a biography of sorts on the failing actor Johnny Cage. Johnny has an idea for a tv series, parts of which you watch, that he is pitching to some execs. who see Mr. Cage as a dead action star. The story for this episode falls flat and the action is what you would expect from bad tv shows with the exception of a few cool bone breaking moves. The end of this episode is will give you the "I have to see the next episode" feeling. Enjoy!!

Episode 3: Spaceman Luke

Luke Miller stops by the home of Lucid Entertainment to play the new Valve game Portal 2 and catch up on things like a new dog and music interests.

Music Credits (in order): Iron&Wine, Blindside, Weezer, Mewithouyou, Foo Fighters, P.O.D.

New Nintendo Console!

Nintendo Japan has announced that this June at E3 they will reveal a playable version of their next generation console. Any other details they've kept to themselves but there has been a rumored "Project Cafe" which is supposedly even more powerful than the PS3 and Xbox360.

The rumors of the design and layout are still a bit hush hush aside from the few leaked photos anyone can find on an image search engine. The controller will, possibly, be fed content directly from the console and will, again possibly, have a 6-inch touch screen display and dual analog sticks. As far as the 3D possibilities go Nintendo sees that the 3D televisions aren't quite ready and wont be a key feature yet.

We can speculate all day as to what Nintendo is trying to do with this system but hopefully for fans like myself they are looking to gain the respect back from the hardcore gamers around 18-32 years old and not focusing on the mainstream and virgin gamer market. If you want any other details or specs then you'll have to wait for this years E3 in June which is turning out to be an exciting show after all.

Beastie Boys New CD Coming Soon!

The Beastie Boys are back homie with some phat tracks to massage your eardrums with booooyyyee!!!! Their new album Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 drops May 3 but the boys have been giving fans gifts for the past month including a 30 minute video from the above trailer and yesterday they put a video up of the entire album being played from a boom box in Madison Square Gardens (visit BeastieBoysBlog). I was a bit confused though as to why Part 1 has still not been released and if you want to know the story then read this excerpt from an email they sent their fanlist on October 2010:

In what can only be described as a bizarre coincidence, following an exhaustive re-sequence marathon, Beastie Boys have verified that their new Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 will be composed of the same 16 tracks originally slated for inclusion on Hot Sauce Committee Part 1. The record (part 2 that is) will be released as planned in spring 2011 on Capitol. The tracks originally recorded for Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 (which now are actually back on Part 1) have now apparently been bumped to make room for the former Hot Sauce Committee Part 1 material. Wait, what? "I know it's weird and confusing, but at least we can say unequivocally that Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 is coming out on time, which is more than I can say about Part 1, and really is all that matters in the end." says Adam "MCA" Yauch. "We just kept working and working on various sequences for part 2, and after a year and half of spending days on end in the sequencing room trying out every possible combination, it finally became clear that this was the only way to make it work. Strange but true, the final sequence for Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 works best with all its songs replaced by the 16 tracks we originally had lined up in pretty much the same order we had them in for Hot Sauce Committee Part 1. So we've come full circle."

Episode 2: $5 AJs

Imagine this if you will.... A podcast over 7 minutes long, 2 grown men drinking and smoking in recliners with lamps that radiate the essence of a decade. In this most exciting episode we have a long talk with Mr. Aaron Mueller (a.k.a. AJ) and we discuss current topics like Mortal Kombat: Legacy Episode 2 and a new Cowboys and Aliens trailer, as well as the glorious reasons to own vintage stereo equipment, have a bmw forum subscription, and how to get free gifts! hint:start a podcast ;)

Music Credits(in order): Clutch, Black Keys, Bad Religion, Audioslave, Blind Melon, Beastie Boys, Alice in Chains, Reverend Horton Heat, Beck, Toadies, Soul Coughing, The Presidents Of The United States Of America

Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 2 - Jax, Sonya and Kano (Part 2)

**Spoiler Alert!!! Watch video above if you don't spoilers!!**
Episode 2 of the new Mortal Kombat: Legacy series is up and it's a short but fantastic wrap up of last weeks episode. The first few minutes of this Part 2 for the characters Jax, Stryker, Sonya, and Kano is basically a wrap up of the previous episode and then straight back to the action they finished Part 1 with. In the end we are left with what feels like the ending to the first episode but gives you so much more of what you wanted while watching the first. Enjoy!!

Episode 1: Test Run

Where Preston learns that its possible to acheive the world's record for shortest podcast and that we need a guest host if were going to keep doing this schtuff.

Music Credits(In order): Queens of the Stone Age, and Cut Chemist.

Aperture Investment Opportunity #1: "Panels"

Valve's Portal 2 will be out tomorrow and if your not sure that co-op portal based puzzle are your cup of tea then you need to check out the Aperture Investment Opportunity videos. Valve's Youtube channel has been putting out some small clips for the past month on the great technology that you'll be investing in when you purchase your copy of Portal 2. Here's numero uno!

Rise of the Planet of the Apes Trailer

Every franchise tries to make a prequel explaining all the confusing plot holes and sets the stage for the epic story that makes a film franchise popular. Now, if you were to ask nerds what franchise they would love to see revisited as a prequel, Planet of the Apes may not even be on the top 10 or even top 50 lists. As horrible of an idea as this sounds the trailer shows a little hope that this franchise may be rebooted and possibly done well. The acting line up is the one this that personally gets us excited and the list includes James Franco, Tyler Labine (who you may know from TV series Reaper and Sons of Tucson), and also one of my favorite actor John Lithgow who plays Franco's Father. This movie will be interesting but I cant say that it will be a good movie. It is a Planet of the Ape movie after all.

Mortal Kombat: Legacy - Ep. 1

**!!Spoiler Alert!! Watch video above if you want to see before knowing !!Spoiler Alert!!**

Episode 1 of the Mortal Kombat: Legacy web series is finally out and it's looking damn good. Starting off with Sonya Blade infiltrating a cybernetics factory run by the evil and (I'm guessing) Australian Kano who tricks Jax and Stryker to show up to an ambush. Crazy tech guns and a lot of slow motion is used in this 12 minute short that ends with a cliff hanger we all had seen in the teaser trailer. Look for episode 2 next week. This is looking to be one of the best web series that's free to watch.

Kneel Before Zod!

Zac Snyder's Superman movie has hired its villain Michael Shannon, recently from TVs Boardwalk Empire. Michael will play the villainous Zod despite fans opinion for having a new bad guy that hasn't been feature in one of the many movies. Superman has a huge list of villains but it seems that Lex Luthor and Kryptonians are the only ones that these people can write for. That being said I feel as though this movie still has promise seeing as how David S. Goyer, the man who wrote Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, is writing the screenplay for Superman: Man of Steel. Keep your fingers crossed and maybe they'll tease Brainiac at the end like he did with the Joker in Batman Begins.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: 'The Governator' Trailer 2012

Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has all this free time on his hands, he has worked out a plan to take his semi-popular comic book series and turn it into a multistage media blitz. The cartoon as you can see above is already in the making and Arnold plans to shell out a video game and 3D movie based off this franchise.

Mortal Kombat: Legacy Teaser Trailer (Brand new live action MK series!)

The Mortal Kombat: Legacy web series is almost out! Based off the Mortal Kombat: Rebirth short by Kevin Tancharoen, who directed the remake of Fame in '09, this web series will have a more realistic take on our back breaking, and fatality performing bad asses from the video game of the same name. The series is set to release on April 12th, from Machinima (www.youtube.com/machinima) right before you can play the new game.

Foo Fighters - Rope

Foo Fighters are back from there break and their new album drops April 12th. Here is the music video from their new single Rope. Enjoy!